Starting this year off right

Lady calls me. Tells me she reviewed my application, but that I had some gaps to fill. For example, what was I doing before June 2003? I tell her, well, I was in college for a year and before that I was in high school. She asked if I had a high school job. I say, well, yeah, I worked part time for about 8 months; I didn't think that was relevant to getting a job at 26, considering I've had plenty of other jobs since then. Still, she says, I should come in and write it down. After silently cursing this woman, I agree. I drive in, fill out the stupid form, making sure I carefully outline ANY gaps in employment between high school and college to satisfy this woman, I finish and I go home. Exactly ONE HOUR LATER, this lady calls me again, telling me that she reviewed my application and that everything looks good and would I please come in for an interview? In my mind, I've already decided I absolutely do not want to work for this lady, but what the hell? Sure, I'll go.

Life amuses me.