So I'm watching the tv last night, and this lady, a very wealthy mother of three, comes on the screen and tells me that she's very religious and that she believes that God is the most important thing in her life and that she lives by his word to the fullest. She might have been saying more, but I was a little distracted by her mongaloid fake breasticles.

Here are my thoughts and opinions: if you're so into God and you treasure his word, wouldn't you value his creation a little more? You body is one of his best works of art...and yet, you are unhappy with the results and go tampering with it. And not just kind of tampering with it...this woman is almost on the Jessica Rabbit tit scale.



And I know what I'm doing: passing judgement and all that jazz. I was just confused about how her love for God didn't include loving what he had given her, naturally, and sticking with it.