I'm Tiny Elvis. The only people who call me by my real name are government officials and my good friend Darrin. Don't ask where Tiny Elvis came from. The answer will just confuse and possibly anger you. I clean when I'm angry, which is better than breaking plates against the wall. I enjoy saying "the mayor" and admire the hell out of a lady named Weezy, whom I've never even met.
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